What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Where is best free porn?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No, not a chance

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

No go.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Iusto et ipsum nesciunt est qui.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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